Matt Haig is the number one bestselling author of Reasons to Stay Alive and six highly acclaimed novels for adults, including How to Stop Time and The Radleys. As a writer for children and young adults he has won the Blue Peter Book Award, the Smarties Book Prize and been nominated three times for the Carnegie Medal. His work has been published in over forty languages. @matthaig1 matthaig.com
Published in Great Britain in 2013 by
Canongate Books Ltd, 14 High Street, Edinburgh EH1 1TE
This digital edition first published in 2013 by Canongate Books
Copyright © Matt Haig, 2013
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To Andrea, Lucas and Pearl
I have just got a new theory of eternity.
– Albert Einstein
Contents
(An illogical hope in the face of overwhelming adversity)
PART I
I took my power in my hand
Detached nouns and other early trials for the language-learner
The world as will and representation