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Автор: Hugo Villabona
Издательство: Ingram
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Жанр произведения: Юмористические стихи
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isbn: 9781633530621
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      Copyright © 2015 by Mango Media Inc.

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      Cover Design: Elina Diaz.

      Interior Design, Theme and Layout: Elina Diaz, Roberto Nuñez

      and Hugo Villabona.

      Excepting original infographics by Elina Diaz, and Roberto Nuñez all icons and illustrations from www.shutterstock.com & www.nounproject.com.

      All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed or transmitted in any form or by any means without prior written permission.

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      Publisher’s Note: This is a work of humor with a hint of self-help.

      The authors wish to thank all the experts, guides and experiences which were considered during the writing process.

      Dating Hacks Handbook / Maria Llorens and Hugo Villabona. -- 1st ed.

      ISBN 978-1-63353-062-1

      DISCLAIMER

      Dating can be complicated, but we’ve broken down the best and worst of it to make it as easy as can be. From your first online dating profile to making a long-term relationship work, we’ve got the information you need to make love last. Our hacks don’t shy away from the both the fun parts of romance and its dark sides.

      If you’re a girl, guy, neither, both, gay, straight, bi, or everything in between—this guide is for you. We’ve tried to get every perspective under the sun on romantic endeavors. Everyone needs to be loved (or just lusted after), and there’s no one right way to do it. The advice in this book covers the common threads within all relationships, no matter what your path is to romantic bliss. We can’t find you “the one,” but we can give you the tools to try. Whether your goal is finding true love or enjoying eternal “singledom”, we’ve got a hack for it.

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      “But now I know the things I know

      And do the things I do,

      And if you do not like me so,

      To hell, my love, with you.”

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      ― Dorothy Parker

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      CONTENTS

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       CONTENTS 06

       PREFACE 09

       CHAPTER 1 // Looking for Lovin’ 11

       Should I Date? 13

       Plenty of Fish 17

       Your Online Persona 21

       Grindr Your Grouper 27

       First Dates 31

       Date Two? 39

       CHAPTER 2 // Digital Romance 41

       Safe Sexting 43

       In a Relationship? #CoupleName 47

       So I Creep, Yeaaah 51

       Stalking and Harassment 55

       Love You Long Distance 61

      CHAPTER 3 // Lovin’ and Learnin’ 67

       Going Steady 69

       The Little Things 75

       Can’t Buy Love 79

       After Hours 83

       So Happy (Living) Together 87

       Getting Down After 5 91

      CHAPTER 4 // Tough Love 95

       Frenemies 97

       Opinionator 103

       That Jealousy Bug 109

       Spotting Abuse 113

       The Hard Stuff 119

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      CHAPTER 5 // The Future Awaits 125

       Breaking Up 127

       Post-Breakup Strategy 133

       Staying Together 137

       Long-Term