– Bhizinesi rako. akadaro Kharya ndokudurura imwe vodka. -Muguru aenda. – uye akamusundira kwandiri.
– Gara, mudiwa, ndiri kucheka, uye unoshanda usiku.
– Frets. – akapindura zvangu.
Ndakakwira mukati meburi, ndichiisa mechi uye ndakavhunduka; pamasherufu pakanga paine zvimedu zvemakumi matatu nemakumi matatu ematani makani ekanakisi nhema. Ndakanotora makani maviri.
Tichangotora hafu litita kubva mune imwe mug, ichibva yaita kunge chifir, mapurisa maviri achipinda mumba.
– Zvakanaka, Harya? – vakafambisa. – hauna kuwana nguva yekutsendama kumashure uye watove nenguruve kubva kuna Trades Woman akaba? Huya utore, uuye nesu.
– Nei? – akabvunza zvangu.
– Ipa kureurura. Iwe unoda naye here, Vasilisa? -akakurudzira kopu yakashinga uye isina kudzika.
– Mukusimbisa, iwe unogona kushanda kunze. – Yakawedzera ganda uye rakapora refu.
– Asi dick iwe waifungidzira iyo!! – uyo akadhakwa Kharya akabvunda, akatora nyundo uye zvipikiri zviviri zvemamirioni kubva pamawindo uye, nepakazotevera, akasurudzira tsoka dzawo pasi, pasina kubvisa mutserendende, kusapwanyika uye, sezviri pachena, kusanzwa kurwadziwa. Ropa zvishoma nezvishoma rakanyorovera. «Zvino nditore, asi usabata muroora wangu, kana zvisizvo uchaenda kubhakiti iwe pachako… Zvakanaka.., Hosha… Handina kuba nguruve; handizoona zana remakore ekuda.
– Zvakanaka, iwe uri benzi, Harya. – Akashinga.
– Chaizvoizvo, yakawa kubva oak, nei ine hutsinye? – yakawedzera ganda.
– Nei hutsinye? Huya, Palych, kumakungu, kunetseka kwake. -akakurudzira ushingi. – Iyi haifambe, haina kufamba.
– Mauri, iwe benzi, Harya!! Zvino, Vaska, – akatendeukira kune yangu. – Isa iyo kunyura, kana zvisina kudaro iyo iyo pasi inotsemuka. – akatendeuka achibva aenda.
Kharya akatora pliers kubva pahwindo sill ndokukwevera zvipikiri kumashure pasina kunetseka, pasina kumbopwanya kumeso kwake. Isu takashama miromo tichishamisika.
– Ehe, usatarise iwe mukomana. akatisimbisa. -mvura.., makumbo angu akange achiri chando mumigodhi. Asi iyi grey scum inodonha pakarepo. Hahaha!!! – uye akashama muromo wake wakasviba, kubva pauri aigona kuwona maburi akasviba ewaimbova meno.
,Mudiwa wangu – shamwari yangu yakandiudza. – vakamhanyisa paari, iye ane vakomana vese. Iye mukadzi kweupenyu hwake hwese, asi mai vake havana kumuona musi. Akatomubereka mudhara panguva yaaipedza nguva yavo nagogo vangu nehomwe yezviyo dzavaiba pamwe chete, mapatya maviri. Hongu sekuru?
– Hungu, kuti marara, unofanira kunzwa chii aitamba richibva vematunhu, Ndichakupfuurai ndinokuudzai … -And Kharya, vasingateereri nhunzi yakaramba ndangariro kusetsa nyaya yakaitika mumajeri.
– Uye nzvimbo yacho yose yaifanira kumira kwemaawa maviri pamakumi mashanu neshanu madhiasi echando.
– Uye chii chakaitika? muzukuru akabvunza sekuru.
– … Saka zvakaita seizvi: panguva yemanheru kutarisa, sezvo pakange pasina mushandi.
– Uye ndiani? Ndakabvunza, ndati ndadarika dunhu ndisipo.
– Uyu musungwa anopa basa kune vamwe vasungwa, zvigunwe uye muridzi wenzvimbo. – akatsanangura yangu. Kharya akabatidza mudzanga uye akapfira mhete dzeutsi.
– … Iyo nzvimbo yose yakashandurwa yakatarisana. – yakaenderera mberi Kharya. – Iko hakuna mbudzi yeizvi uye zvese, uye chando – kubvisa makumi mana neshanu. Mwenje yekuchamhembe uye kumhanya kubva kudenga. Ipapo ndipo pandakasanganisa nemakumbo angu, ndokuenda ndakaora sutu, ndichishungurudzwa nemakumbo angu.
– Uye chii, wakawana izvi? – ndakashamisika.
– Ahhh… Ehe, vakawana.., heh.., mukushamba, mune imwe mhando, ini ndicha fucking. Iyi dhadha, isina kupfeka pamberi petafudzi-yekupfekedza tafura padhongi rake shank yakabviswa.
– Hahahaha!!! – Yelling. – Chii, murudzi?
– Chii, nei? – Yakabvunzwa yangu.
– Sei, chii?! Akapinirwa pabeche rake (dhongi). Ikoko nzvimbo yese ichiri kungoputika … – Harya achiri akanamira mug uye Ostap akatambura. -Uye pakanga pachine kuseka. Kuudza?
– Huya uuye, utonhore! – yakatsigirwa neyangu.
– Chishamiso chimwe muchimbuzi cheshit chakapofomadzwa. Kubvira kumabviro ese, akaunganidza sutu isina kugadzirwa uye akaisa sausage yakakora yaitaridzika-yakafanana neyebhiza revarume, hafu yemamita yakakwira. Uye munhu wese akafamba, akatarisa uye asinganzwisise kuti ndiani anga ane nzira yakakura kudaro yewaingatadza kukanganwa, uye akazvimisa muchifananidzo. Kwenguva refu akamira ipapo uye akasekesa vese vaenzi. Muchidimbu, pane imwe madhouse uye hapana chekuita ipapo. Ndiudze zviri nani, uri sei, muSt. Petersburg kana muMoscow?!
Takatarisana tikatarisana, kunyemwerera.
– Chii chinoti!? – Wangu akati, zviyero zvemuviri: zana zana makumi maviri – makumi mashanu – zana nemakumi maviri. – Kunge kwese kwese: nhasi pani, uye mangwana aenda.
– Ehe kune majee ipapo futi. – Ini vibrate ake muchina-vibrator, kureva kuti, ini, ndichidurura imwe mug. – Anecdote zvirinani teerera. Zvinoreva kuti beaver uye danda riri kusundira parizvino, uye leya inorova zvisingaiti pamuti wemuti ndokutarisa kunetseka kune beaver. Anosvetukira, anotsvedza, anoona, riri jira rinogara pasi uye rinotsenga. «Ipa, – unofunga, – Ini ndichazorora» ndokumubvunza: – Chii, ivo, vanoti, iwe uri kuita ane mvere? uye iye: – Ini? – jongwe rakabayiwa. – Ndinoputa bamboo,.. Uuuuiii!!! … Huuuuu.
Beaver: – Saka chii? Khe, hr.. – - beaver yakatsemuka utsi huchiuya munzira yake.
Crow: – kumhanyisa.., zvemafaro zvese.., uye ini ndoda kurarama… Ahhahaha!!!
Beaver: – Uye sei kuputa chimwe chinhu?
Crow: – Ehe, dhonza uye ubate, ubate kusvikira iwe wabhururuka.. Unoda kuedza?
Beaver: – Uye chii, chiuya?!
Ipapo ibwe rakaridza bandi rerova, senge kubva muchitima chakanyauka. Beaver yakamedza ndokuibata ikadzika yemapapu ake. Muviri weakakora wakabatirira zvishoma nezvishoma kumusana wake, akatanga kunyura kusvika pasi, akaregedza danda ndokutambanudza makumbo. A beaver yaive izere nefungwa yekuda kuziva kana hove dzichinyura kupfuura iye uye algae ichimuzungunzira munzira iyo yakanga yakatakurwa izvozvi. Uye kuti anga asina kucherechedza chiratidzo uye runako rwakadaro sei. Kekutanga muhupenyu hwake, akaisa kune rwizi nechisikigo.
Panguva imwe chete, kutenderedza bend, Bhehemoti anogara pamhenderekedzo dzerwizi urwu uye anodzima underpants yake. Iye anoona beaver pops kumusoro uye inodzima utsi.
Hippopotamus: – Iwe uri beaver? – Mvuu yakashamisika. – iyo danda yakanga iripo, asi ikozvino, sehomwe yekushambidza, iwe unoputika?
Beaver: – Hezvo! Ikoko!!! Komberedza kukotama kwejongwe, bamboo anopfungaira…
Hippopotamus: – Kupi??
Beaver: – Hezvo!!!!! – Inotakurwa neyazvino, beaver akadaro.
Mvuu yakafadzwa uye, ichisiya basa rake, yakanyura mumvura.
Jongwe rinogara, rinorova bamboo nemafurati pavainge vakagara. Nenguva isipi mvuu inomira pamberi pemuromo wayo. Uye jongwe rekupandukira, ipapo, rakapeperetsa mapapiro aro, rakavhura maziso, kunge sehundi uye rinodaidzira mumapipi ayo ose amakunguvo..
Jongwe: – Beaver, exhale!!! Mune zvakasikwa, kuputika?!!!
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About Gena
Ini ndakabereka Negro Ivanov. Kunyepa, anobva atemwa nematombo uye akaongorora pachena chiremba uyo aive achibereka kubva kutsoka kusvika pachipfuva. Uye anoziva nyaya yacho, anomusvetukira ndokumutyaira mudonzvo. Zvinoita kuti zvirinani kusasira