– uchaudza sei Mwari?
– Uye ndinoreurura ndisati ndafa uye ndichiri kukukanganisa muparadhiso. Hahaha
Uye ipapo ini ndinouya kumusoro uye ndisinganyepedzeri ndokutsiva murume ari muchisimba. Anodhonzera mweya uye, achiedza kuramba, anondinamatira nerumwe ruoko, obata chiropa nerumwe. Inonwa, icho chisina simba chiropa.
– Tora mari yako, comrade. – Ini ndinoti kuyamwa uye kurova banga ibvi kubva kune mukomana.
– Maita basa!!! – Anonditenda, uye murume ari mumhondi anofa asingazive uye anofa. Uye aigona kushanda kumwe kunhu uye kubatsira nyika uye vanhu, asi mhirizhonga yedemocrasi munyika yakamuita kuti avete … – Pano, tora mubairo. – anondibhejesa bhiri kuyamwa uye nekukurumidza anotiza, achisvetukira muLexus yake uye nekubvaruka. Kapu yetii uye masoseji maviri mune mukanyiwa, tenda nekuchengetedza makumi ezviuru nembavha yakavharwa kumeso. Asi mapeni anoda kuponeswa. Ehe, kune vanhu vazhinji pano uye munhu wese ari kufamba. Uye mutengo wacho wakatsamwa uye achiri kukura. Varombo vanhu vari munyika, zvakanyanya kudhura mutengo.
Chii chiri pano?! Ndakamira ndokutarisa mumwe mukomana pester vanopfuura. Ndiri kuona vanhu vachimonamira kunze kwete kubirira, doro rinonwa, uye munhu asina pekugara kwazviri. Iye anokumbira chimwe chinhu, uye anodungamidzana kwaari pakarepo.
– Mudiwa!!! Rubatsiro rwechingwa, vapei churu chemari?! – anodaro asinganzwisisike anopemha.
– Buda, comrade Huy!! – the guy akadudzirwa mukutaura. – Enda kuba, kunhuwa!! – akaputsa bum. – Wakaneta nevanhu vasina pekugara here?! – the guy akanyemwerera. Loch akamutarisisa, akamutarisisa, ndokutora nzvimbo yake yekutanga, achimutora wegadhi rake. Akaenderera mberi. -Onotenga doro uye hauzonyatsonwa.
– Ehe. akavhomora. – Ini ndangotenga doro, imwe inouya: «Ndipe ruble mbiri?», Ndokutora sip, imwe yacho: «Ndibatsireiwo kusiya metro, vangondibvumidza ndibve pamapurisa.» Mapurisa edu akashinga anotora mari yemunhu? Mamwe marudzi ekusafunga, paTV vanotaura zvakasiyana.
– Hmm hongu! – inotsigirwa inokwira mbichana Akaenderera mberi achiti:
«Ini ndakatora imwe sip:" Ndibatsire, hama, bvisa mhosva …», watove kutora sip rechinomwe.. – akasimbisa.
– Gumi negumi. – Ndakakunda pamusoro mukomana achishandisa nzira dzeNeuro-mitauro yekuronga uye zano raCarnegie.
– Chii? – Usanzwisise Loch.
– Uye iwe uri wechigumi…
– Nei?
– Uye nekuti isu pachedu takaneta neupenyu huno, chando, nyonganiso munyika. Patova nemweya pane mweya. Saka vakasarudza kuronga Sangano Rakazvimirira Revanhu Vasina Hupenyu, muchidimbu: NOBL! Isu takatobhadhara hofisi uye takabatsira zvakawanda nedzimba, basa, rwendo rwekudzokera kumba, nekuti kwatiri magwaro haana kukosha. Iri ibasa remadhiza mapasipoti uye iyo FMS. Kutendeseka kuri mumoyo, kwete papepa. Chiyero chaunotora, Mwari vanokutsiva…
Uye goof yakavhura foshoro, uye kumashure kwake mapepa akatopisa murume uye akamirira Magarychs. Kazhinji inonwa doro uye shawarma. Asi handidi, handidi kuvhundutsa bhegi, handiwanzo kuuya ndichinoona izvi, asi chidhindo chidiki chemabhiri esero chakadururwa uye chishuwo chebudiriro, uye murume wacho akamutenda uye akabva angonyangarika…
Fu, akasiya mapurisa, asi kwete zvake. Paunosangana, izvo ndezvako, uye saka enda undoshandisa. Saka ndakava wangu ndokuenda kune vakaroora.
– Nemafuta, pamwe, Zyoma-shamwari, akanaka, akaona kuti wakamuwana sei iye Laz… Uye ini ndakatora mapepa pandiri, ndakavaona, ivo vakandikweretesa?
– ndiwe ani? – akavhunduka akabvunza mukomana uya.
– Ini ndakafanana newe, pini… zvakanaka, share kana skim?
– Tinopa kutaurwa nezve bazaar, ndiani, ndiani … – akatsigira mukomana uye akati aida kuenda kuBistro. Takapinda ndokugara kwehafu yezuva. Vakafambisa vachienda kumahombekombe eNudist muSestroretsk. Zuva, buzz, dope uye rakatora nudists pagungwa kuti fuck, nekuti pamhenderekedzo inorambidzwa? Asi iyi inyaya yakakosha.
Mangwanani, mari inodiwa zvakare, uye ini ndoenda, ndokutarisa mune yekuvaka. Ndinonwa doro, ndinobaya mazino angu, ndichipuruzira huswa uye ndinotora fodya refu yefodya, yemakumi mana nemakumi matatu emabhuru, zvakapetwa kaviri kupfuura bhodhoro revhodka. Utsi hwakapepereswa hunosimuka uye huchinyungudika nemhepo yemhepo…
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Uye vasina pekugara vari pamabiko
Uye ndakaenda nemusikana, anoshandira mafashoni asina kana imwe nzvimbo yekugara zvichienderana nepasipoti yangu, ino iri nyika yeWestern yese, kumusha wetaiga muButurlinovka… Mu!.. Humambo hwekurara, apo munhu wese asingaone mari uye ari pakati pekurara achirota yehupenyu hwapfuura.
Mangwanani ndakamuka, ndakakambaira kunze kuenda muyadhi ndikusuwa. Mbuya vacho vakabata mash pachepa. Baska inokurumidza uye yakadururira maabriji muchivanze. Imwe huku imwe chete yakavadya ndokuwira isina hupenyu. Iye muridzi wemba, benzi, ndokutora ndokutanga kubuditsa minhenga papiro kubva pabango, akafunga kuti nguva yakanga yapera kucheka, iye amene akafa uye asina kumucheka musoro wake, nyama yakanga yakaoma.
Zvichakadaro, huku iya yakamuka ndokubhururuka, minhenga ichipenga pese pese, chero, shiri yakati yabva pamusuwo ndokumhanya mhanza parutivi.
– Handei titaure titaure tichitenderera musha. -akakurudzira, munguva yakapfuura, mezzo-soprano, shamwari yakakwakuka ichinditevera.
– Kana kuti pamwe tinenge tichikambaira? -Kusimuka uchikambaira kubva padanho rinotevera rebonde, ndakapindura nesushkim. Zvitsitsinho zvangu zvaive zvakasindidzika kupfuura chikumbaridzo mukati mechikadzi uye ropa rakayerera kusvika kumusoro, izvo zvaiwedzera kurwadziwa. Shamwari yakasimuka, yakatsamira paNape yangu ndokukanda mhino dzangu, shangu dzinodhura, yakaenderera nekubuda kubva kunze kweyadi. Ndakakambaira pasi kutsoka dzemakumbo angu uye ndikamutevera ndichimutevera achitamba matoyi kuenda kuchitoro chevodka.
– Uye nitrous? Ndakabvunza, ndichitora sip kubva mubhodhoro redoro rakatengwa.
– Uye ana mbuya Nyurka, amai vake vanhonga uye munyu zvakanyanya kuti zvakaringana kuruma pakambani.
Takapedza, takananga kukanzuru yemuno, imwe hama ichangoburitswa kunzvimbo dzekupererwa nerusununguko rwekudya uye yekufamba. Kamubhedha kake kaive, kunge akawanda, aive makukutu. Patakanga takakotama mumusana wezasi, takapinda muvheranda uye, tisina kudzivirira, takapinda mukamuri. Patafura pakange paine chiuno -hurefu, chakabvarurwa, zvese mumatato, murume ane ganda rakanzwika Kharya. Pamhasuru yomuviri wake, mapfupa chete aionekwa.
– Great Kharya. -Wakakwazisa tenzi wangu pasina unbiring. Chinyararire chingave chakavakirwa zvirahwe uye zvidiki.
– Kwakanaka, kana usiri kutamba. – uyo aimbobatwa nemhosva aipindura nemumhino nekasiyadhi kemvura. Ini ndanga ndisingamire seshamwari yangu, ndakamira pamusuwo ndikamirira kukokwa. – Gara pasi, unongouya.
– Iwe uchave Vodyaru? – akabvunza zvangu.
– Uye chii chiripo? akabvunza Kharya.
– Ehe, iriko musika, pano. – mine yakapindura nemufaro ndokuisa petafura imwe bhodhoro yevodka.
– Zvakanaka, ngatidurure. – musungwa akatora bubble ndokudhindisa ndokuadururira mugate. -uya upinde, ugare pasi, vadikani, zviitei pamba. – Akakurudzira uye akasungirirwa kubva pahuro, achibva ashamba kubva mugaba. – Haaa!!! akafemedzeka uye akawedzera meso ake. – Ini chete, saamai, takavigwa kubva kuappetizer, ine bhora rinotsvedza, kwete chinhu chakadai. Akasviba chete. Anga atova pahuro pakaregedzera. Iwe unoda, kwira munhare.
– Diathesis, unoti? Ndakatsanangura.
– Chii? akabvunza Kharya. – ndiani uyu?
– Uyu ndonda yangu, kurongeka uye kusatongwa. – akatsanangura yangu.
– Uye rudzii rwechishamiso iwe? – Ini zvakare ndakabvunza ndakashinga musungwa.
– Pakunyarara, vakanyarara vakomana havapuridzi. – akasimbisa yangu uye akaunza