– Chii chauya?
– Dhour. Chinzwa akakura sekuru. – Ehe?!
Akazora mafuta apakati-pakati akatarisa Givi rakasimudza maziso ake kumusoro.
– Ndipe barbecue, ehe?! Kubva pane zvakadaro, kubva kune nyama ine hutano, yaive gondohwe rine hutano. Yakanatswa kutemwa nebanga… Hutano kebab. – achibuditsa ziso rake rekuruboshwe, uye achivhiringidza ruoko rwake rwerudyi, akasimudza chigunwe chidiki chaGivi.
mubati akatiza achienda. Ndipo pakazodzika matenga edenga. Vashanyi vese nemacafe aive akapararira uyo kupi. Old Givi chete vairamba vachimirira chirairo. Rwodzi rwakarasika rwakarova ngowani ndokuukanda pasi. Givi haana kufamba pasi pemidzi yeBudenovsky masharubu. Chinguvana gare gare, varwi veRussia vakanga vachimonera pakudya.
Takatora waini dzematehwe ne kebabs mbishi uye yakakangwa nesu. Isu taisada mari. Sezvo taingonyora zvese zvaidiwa kuti zvivepo, takabva kubasa. Givi aive akamirira.
Vacherekedza kuti mauto aenda, vashanyi nevekeve vakakwira kubva mumakona uye mumwe nemumwe akatora basa ravo, achinhonga mabara pasi pemarimi avo uye nekupuruzira zvimedu zvemeno pasi.
Mafuta anomirira akange atove akatakura barbeue kune iyo yakamirirwa kwenguva refu. Givi akaisa tray pamberi pemhuno yaGivi uye akakwakuka achipfekera mwanakomana weakakora wehumambo, akatumidzwa kuti «Hei, hongu?». Sekuru vaGivhi vakabata nechisimba mbichana uye nemazino esimbi simbi, vakabata chidimbu che nyama yakakangwa. Anomira akasvetukira padhongi, iye ndokukanda mabvi ake. Givi akadhonzera skewer pamusoro kamwe chete. Nyama yakango tambanudza. Akadhonza, akaruma meno ake – maviri. Skewer akapukunyuka kubva mumaoko ake uye akarova iyo yekare kumeso kwake, achisiya mafutira emafuta pamatama ake uye mhete yehutu hwakakanyiwa pamupendero weiyo snub-nosed, nyika yeCaucasian, mhino. Akaidhonza kechipiri, uye maoko ake akasvinura akabvunda. Uye…
– Rudzi rwepi nyama, rabara, wai?! – yakaputika inoremekedzwa Givi jean.
– Eee baba, wai, inopisa gondohwe gondohwe, akachekwa huswa mumakomo! Yakabvuta mweya mutsva, huh?! ndokurarama makore zana negumi nemaviri.
Givi nekutya akakanda barbecue patafura.
– Ehe, ehe, ini ndaiziva ichi chinjo kana iwe uine baba vako muchirongwa, ehe?! – Akasimuka uye, achikanganwa mashanduri ekuchera kweiyo driftwood nemapfumo akaputsika, akaenda.
Manheru akanaka manheru!!!
Asi isu, isu, takadhakwa, uye takabvaruka, tikarwa, asi zvakadiniko pasina izvozvo, isu tiri mauto eAirborne? Uye mangwanani isu takanga takagara kuti tienderere mberi kwedu kuzorora uye tichimirira rwendo runotevera pamiromo..
Mangwanani ezuva rakaipa…
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Uranda Venadevich, aimbova mapurisa colonel, iye zvino mukuru wetsotsi akamiswa nechitoro chinotonhorera uye akatenga inotonhora lituru bhodhoro revodka, chando chakanakisa, doro rinotonhorera uye kubuda muchitoro kuchitonhorera. Achisvikako jeep yake inoshanda inotapira, akaivharira kubva kune inotonhorera alarm uye …, akarangarira kuti aive akanganwa kutenga fodya inotonhorera.
– Zvakanaka, spruce yakawa. – Iye akatsamwa, uye, achikanda zvinhu zvese padhongi remotokari, akakurumidza kusarudza kumuendesa kuchitoro cheiyo nicotine uye haana kubatanidza kukosha kune alarm. – Zvakanaka, chii, pakarepo pasina mutsara uye kutenga?! Bhizinesi Rechim.... akafunga, asi zvakazoitika kuti vamwe vatengi vaibhadhara nhamba hombe yezvigadzirwa zvekambani yebato uye vaifanira kumirira maminitsi gumi. Rejista yemari iri kubatikana.
Kana kunze, kunotonhora. Paakasiya, jeep yake inotonhorera ine alarm inotonhorera, ine vodka inotonhorera, inotonhorera yechikafu, doro rinotonhorera rakanga risisipo.
«Vabira, madhimoni, khe…» Slaveri Venadevich akadzungudza uye, achibatidza fodya inotonhorera, akadana mapurisa emigwagwa nezvekuba kwake kushamwari yake, Colonel.
Maawa maviri gare gare, jeep yakawanikwa isiri kure muchivanze: mukati mechitunha chemurume wechidiki uye nehafu ye litre yevodka, gaba rakavhurika remboro uye yakapotsa yadyiwa. Mamita mashanu kubva paJeep akarara chitunha chechipiri cheKhachik mukuru.
Vakanongedzera zvese kubva kune zvakatorwa zvigadzirwa uye ndokuranga mukuru wechitoro icho, vanodaro mwanasikana wavo, mukomana ane makore gumi nemanomwe wechikoro, akaurayiwa. Slaveri Venadevich iye amene akabhadhara mbavha yemariro, kunze kwehana yakanaka, avo vaipukuta vakawana musoro vhiki yakatevera mumarara. Vakadana tekinoroji yavo kusvika panzvimbo iyi ndokutiza, vachiona mapurisa nekunzwa kutya kusateerera mutemo.
Vaimbove vapukuta mumba mebhomba vachigadziriswa uye nekuda kwechinhu chese chavakatanga kugogodza munhu wese, kusanganisira ini, chandakazodzingwa nehutongi hwe «husiku hwekurara» ndikazopedzisira ndaita mugwagwa.
Ndakadzungaira kutenderera neguta uye ndisingazive chekuita, ndaida kudya nekumwa, kurara nekunyora, poop nekuchema, fart uye grunt.
– Zvakanaka, ipa iyo gehena pasipoti, basa uye dzimba!! – yakaputika mupfungwa dzangu. Uye iyo python yakakumbira chimwe chinhu. – Parizvino, zvinopisa, nyama uye nezvimwe…
– Enda unoba! – izwi remukati rakadimburwa senge jeko.
– Aiwa. Ini handisi mudemocrat wekuRussia, asi murume weSoviet. Pfungwa dzangu dzakaumbwa mune post-Soviet nzvimbo, apo vazhinji vaisaziva chete kuba, asi vakangopa nekugovana nechikamu chekupedzisira chechingwa, saJesu, vachiona kurwadziwa kwevamwe uye havana kunzwisisa izvi. Ivo vakaba, zvakare, avo varipo iye zvino oligarch uye democrat, vasingatombogona kuwana chando munguva yechando, vachivatora kubva kuvanhuwo zvavo. Mutevedzeri ane tsotsi yakapfuura inotonhorera uye kunyange ine gamba, vanodaro, iko hurumende yekare yakateedzerwa. Asi kana munhu ari mupanduki, saka ane njodzi uye ane hutsinye pane akajairwa mapaki kamwe chete zana. Vaisava vatorwa vakapambadza nyika yedu, uye kwete isu – vanhuwo zvavo, asi idzi mbavha dziri mumutemo – zvino vatevedzeri veHurumende Duma. Uye zvinhu zvese zvichachinja chete kana iyeye wekupedzisira aimbove mukuru weSoviet abviswa uye kunyangwe kana asiri mukomunisti, iye mbavha yenguva idzo. Uye ikozvino ivo vari kungoedza kurarama muumbozha nguva nenguva, vachitora hupenyu hwedu kubva kwatiri. Uye vana vavo, vasingazivi hupenyu, pakarepo kuvaridzi. Sniff shit kufunga zviri nani uye vhota kuti uwedzere ruzivo. Uye isu, zvakajairika kwavari ingori zvipembenene, kwete kunyange mombe. Imwe yerudzi rwe prima donna yaigara iyo yese ether. Vanomurumbidza uye vanomuimbira nziyo. Ndiye mukadzi anodzvinyirira kwazvo munyika yedu, akaroora mwanakomana wake asiri wepamutemo uye ndizvo zvimwe: ita sezvaanoita. Uye avo vanopesana nehutongi hwayo, kureva kuti, zvirinani pane rwiyo uye isiri hama yaMosesi, hazvireve chimiro chakafanana naViktor Tsoi, semuenzaniso, uyo akabviswa mushure mekunge aramba kudyidzana naye. Uye izvi zviri mumatenduru ese emasimba. Kudzvinyirira kwedu kwakapesana neWestern democracy, uye nekudaro mararamiro anosiyana: isu tine shit uye ivo vane Kaif. MaAmerican vanobatanidza democrat nekuvimbika, asi nesu vanhu veRussia, izvi zvinonzwisiswa sekubiwa uye kupamba. Uye zvakare ndine., Zvakanaka, hapana, kwete mune yekutanga. Zvikara zviri musango zviri nyore, hazvina mutemo. Uye pano?! Chinhu chikuru ndechokudzikama. Uri kubika – iri utopis, nzara dzichiri kudikanwa… Asi zvese zvakaneta here?! Kuvhima harisi dambudziko. Kana vanhu vachipesana namambo, saka iyi haisiri nyika, asi imba yemakamisheni kwavanomanikidzwa kuvapo, vasingararame. Asi maawa ekutanga ekugadziridza kwechokwadi muhupenyu akaoma, uye kana iwe uchinge watonzwisisa izvo zviri mberi, saka hupenyu haufadze uye unorarama usingafunge nezve mangwana. Hupenyu husina chinangwa. Naizvozvo, pwere dzanhasi dzinoparadza nyika zvachose… Vhiki mbiri dzekusimudza kubva pakatanga, uyezve ini nemagariro ndinodya. Uye kubva panguva ino, handisi kuzoita…
Nevsky Prospect ndiyo moyo weSt. Kubva kuna Alexander Nevsky Square kusvika kuDecembrists Uprising Square; kubva kuMarambi kuHermitage. Zvakawanda sei zvaunoona: majegi, uye maprobha, uye mapepa, uye vapemhi, uye vanoyamwa uye vanotya. Wese munhu anoshanda ipapo. Uye zviso zvakashongedzwa zvakanaka. Ehe, vashanyi muchokwadi murwi. Tarisa, murume akabirirwa naMcDonald ane foshoro yakazvimba, ndokuti wallet. Uye ini ndinoona nzira iyo murume anouya kwaari ane kumeso kwakapusa sarcastic.
– Hesi hama,.. zvakanaka! – akakwazisa anoyamwa.
– Ehe, hutano, tenda Mwari!
– Zvakanaka,