Morrissey’s Perfect Pint. Richard Fox

      Morrissey’s Perfect Pint

      Neil Morrissey

      &

      Richard Fox

      Contents

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Introduction
Beer
Beer in history
Our first brew
Top tips for a special brew
Beer Glossary
‘I’ll have a pint of…’
Types of beer
Spit or swallow: Morrissey and Foxy’s guide to beer tasting
Beer and your body
Your good health, sir
Pint trivia
The gods of beer
Earliest Beer Recipe
Drinking
Multi-lingual cheers
A–Z of bollocksed
‘I can’t come into work today because I have…’
Eight types of drunkard
The Top Shelf
SuperDrunk
The beer drinker’s guide to romance and seduction
Things not to do when drunk
How to drain the lizard when pissed as a newt
How to deal with drunks
The multi-coloured pavement pizza
Ugh and better ugh
Hangover cures
Beer legends and heroes: we are not worthy
Drinktionary
Drinking games
The pub
Foxy and Morrissey’s almost entirely serious history of the pub
Pub culture
Meet the regulars
Pub landlords and staff
Pub names
A crawl around some fictional pubs
Traditional pub games
Pub jokes
The pub quiz
The joy of talking shit
Beer talk