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Автор: David Baddiel
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      First published in hardback in Great Britain by HarperCollins Children’s Books 2015

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      Text © David Baddiel, 2015

      Illustrations © Jim Field 2015

      Jacket illustration © Jim Field, 2015

      Jacket Design © HarperCollinsPublishers Ltd 2014

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      Source ISBN: 9780007554522

      Ebook Edition © 2015 ISBN: 9780007554553

      Version: 2018-08-23

       To the Grandmas – Sarah, and Dinks, late of this parish.

      Contents

       Cover

       Title Page

      Copyright

       Dedication

      Part 1: Pause

      Chapter 1: Fred and Ellie

      Chapter 2: Eric

      Chapter 3: Cyberdodo

       Chapter 15: Countdown

       Chapter 16: Have we got any bacon?

       Chapter 17: Good behaviour

       Chapter 18: I’mgonnakillyouuuuuuuu!!

       Chapter 19: My turn

       Chapter 20: Ellie Premium Edition

       Chapter 21: You’re my stylist

       Part 2: Upgrade

       Chapter 22: Most Improved

       Chapter 23: Flashback

       Chapter 24: Time to shine

       Chapter 25: it’s bananas, Morris

       Chapter 26: A kind of looking-down smile

       Chapter 27: It’s a deal

       Chapter 28: A shaven gorilla

       Chapter 29: Thor’s hammer of bacon

       Chapter 30: Actually, it’s not Skype

       Chapter 31: No More Questions!

       Chapter 32: Nerd

       Chapter 33: It’s got a flashing light on it

       Chapter 34: Two cowboys about to draw

       Chapter 35: The Boxspital

       Chapter 36: Happy Christmas, Stones …

       Chapter 37: Charged to the Max

       Chapter 38: Emwmwtaapt Morris

       Chapter 39: I am Karabuki!

       Chapter 40: Pure Power

       Chapter 41: …

       Chapter 42: I’ve felt better

       Part 3: Highest Level

       Chapter 43: A big, flat, cardboard shoe

       Chapter 44: The Bracket Wood and Surrounding Area Inter-school Winter Trophy

       Chapter 45: The next game

       Chapter 46: There’s only really one place

       Chapter 47: What happened?

       Chapter 48: Never even come near me with a football again

       Chapter 49: Like this one?

       Chapter 50: Paired

       Chapter 51: Gravity Rush

       Chapter 52: When it comes to the crunch

       Chapter 53: Single bow

       Chapter 54: Watch Out!

       Chapter 55: 110 per cent

       Chapter 56: A gentle little push

       Part 4: Bonus

       Chapter 57: Bonus Easter egg. On Christmas Day

       Footnotes

       Acknowledgements

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