“Stop trying to get into my pants,” Laine whispered
“Why?” Grayson meant the comment playfully, but he wanted her. It looked as if that wasn’t going to happen right now, and he didn’t understand why not.
“Because my pants are off-limits.”
“From what you just told me about Men To Do, it sounds like open season.”
“Not for you, Grayson. Been there, done you, not going there again.”
“Okay. Message received and understood.”
“Good.” She let out a breath and grinned a sweet grin he was in no mood to return. “Now that’s out of the way, are you hungry?”
She turned and reached up into a cabinet, causing her shirt to lift and expose the smooth skin of her midriff.
“Yeah, I’m hungry,” Grayson muttered. Laine had no idea how hungry. But damn it, getting the meal he wanted was going to be much more of a challenge than he thought.
Dear Reader,
Here is my latest in the MEN TO DO series!
I deviated from the norm this time—my heroine Laine’s Men To Do adventures don’t work out quite the way she thinks they will, thanks to the reappearance of her first love, Grayson Alexander.
The two of them try so hard not to fall back in love it’s pathetic. But of course they were never really out of it in the first place. I read recently that some psychologists think you actually imprint on your first love, which is why they theorize those men are so tricky to remove from our hearts! Maybe you were lucky enough to marry your first love? I’d love to hear the story (e-mail me through www.IsabelSharpe.com).
And don’t forget to check out the other MEN TO DO books at our Web site, www.MenToDo.com.
I hope you enjoy Laine and Grayson’s story.
Cheers,
Isabel Sharpe
Take Me Twice
Isabel Sharpe
This book is dedicated to Namumi with great love.
Contents
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
1
From: Laine Blackwell
Sent: Friday To: Angie Keller; Kathy Baker Subject: Joining in the fun
Hey, all. I am sitting here at my itsy-bitsy cubicle pretending to be typing up important memos, but it’s my last day in this place (finally!) and all I’m really doing is watching the clock until my going-away party starts so everyone can come as an excuse to stop working, get free food and booze, and pretend they’ll miss me and will keep in touch.
Wanting to spew coffee at the thought.
In any case, as you all know, the fact that I am leaving means, as I promised, that Men To Do season is wide open. I have an entire summer of unemployed bliss ahead of me before graduate school starts in September. During that time I plan to make some man or men extremely happy to be alive, and assume they will return the favor.
When September comes, I will start a part-time job, begin my studies and remember once again that men are more than penises mounted on thrusting devices.
For now, however, let the games begin.
Laine
“BYE, LAAAAAINE! We’ll miss yooou, please keep in touch, okaaaaaay?”
“Oh, I will.”
Not.
Laine returned the bare squeeze her soon-to-be ex-co-worker proffered, and nearly gagged on the way-too-familiar perfume stench. Eau de Suffocation. She sure as hell wouldn’t miss that. This fact-checking job at I am Woman magazine was her fourth since graduating from Princeton eight years ago and she was done. Done! June first, and she was on her way to a summer of fun and relaxation before she started Columbia journalism school in the fall. Her first real break since…ever.
Ha! Take that, repressive slave-driving capitalist tools. She was history.
Her boss, Petunia Finkseed—whose real name was much less fun so why think of her that way—shook her hand gravely. “Thanks for the hard work and good luck, Laine. When you graduate, if you want to come back, please do. There’s always a job for you here at I am Woman.”
Laine grinned broadly, murmured thanks, and wondered just how high those pigs would have to fly before she’d think about coming back. Not that it had been a bad job, by any means. But she was free! Free! Free from the constant pressure, from the snarly office intrigue, from the barely veiled leers of the company V.P.
An entire summer stretched ahead of her; she’d take Manhattan by storm, do all the things she’d wanted to since moving here after college but had never had time for. Sleeping late, reading the paper every day, taking long bubble baths, sight-seeing, irresponsibly late nights dancing during the week, trips to the beach, a solemn vow to avoid panty hose before 8:00 p.m. She wanted to take French, pottery, learn yoga, skydiving, tap dancing, cooking…
And…find a Man To Do. Or a couple of them.
She’d joined Eve’s Apple, an online reading group, after her high school friend Samantha recommended it not only as a place to find fun and stimulating reads, but also as a good place for female companionship. Not long after, Laine had joined the smaller e-mail subset of the group, Men To Do Before Saying I Do. Their mission? To find unattached, sexy, thoroughly inappropriate males…and do them.
What could be more perfect? Call it an age-thirty midterm break. Then in September, graduate school at Columbia and the rest of her life would get started. She’d be on her way to becoming America’s best reporter. Granted a few years ago she’d enrolled briefly in a master’s English program at Boston University, and thought she was on her way to writing the Great American Novel; and granted after college she’d applied to medical school, but this time she was on her way. For real. She was pretty sure.
She grabbed her small box of personal items—pictures of her parents on their vacation at the Grand Canyon, her niece Carolyn on her first birthday, the scraggly air fern that, frankly, she couldn’t tell was alive or dead, and the gold-plated bracelet her coworkers had chipped in and bought for her.
Outta here!
Her next-door cubicle prisoner, Fred, got a genuine hug and a promise of lunch sometime, and Laine fled.
Down the hall, down the elevator filled with tall, gorgeous women in black and men in dark suits, across the huge marble lobby filled with tall, gorgeous women in black and men in dark suits, and hot damn, out into the gritty dusty chaos of Times Square. Free! She wanted to hug the harassed mom with three cranky kids, she wanted to kiss the gorgeous blond guy across the street, she wanted to create a scene by skipping, no, frolicking,