THE BLOCKBUSTER BADDIEL COLLECTION
The Parent Agency
The Person Controller
AniMalcolm
David Baddiel
This e-book collection first published in Great Britain by HarperCollins Children’s Books in 2017
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Text copyright © David Baddiel 2014, 2015, 2016
Illustrations copyright © Jim Field 2014, 2015, 2016
David Baddiel and Jim Field assert the moral right to be identified as the author and illustrator of this work
Cover design © HarperCollins Publishers Ltd
Cover illustration copyright © Jim Field
The Parent Agency: 9780007554515
The Person Controller: 9780007554553
AniMalcolm: 9780008191016
Ebook edition © 2017 ISBN 9780008252557
Version: 2017-05-23
Contents
Copyright
The Parent Agency
The Person Controller
AniMalcolm
About the Publisher
To Ezra and Dolly, with particular thanks to Ez for giving me the idea in the first place…
Contents
Part One: The World is not Enough
Sunday
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Part Two: This World Seems to Be Enough
Monday
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Tuesday
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Wednesday
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Thursday
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Friday
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Friday Night
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Part Three: No, Wait a Minute: The World – The First One – Y’Know, This One – Might Be Kind of Enough After All
Saturday
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Really Late, Saturday Night: Way Past Barry’s Normal Bedtime
Acknowledgments
Barry Bennett was always very upset at being called Barry. It was a stupid name for a modern nine (nearly ten) year old boy. All his friends were