Buddy's Universe - A Beagle's Life Book II - BuzzzzOff
| Автор: | BuzzzzOff |
| Издательство: | Ingram |
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| Жанр произведения: | Юмористическая фантастика |
| Год издания: | 0 |
| isbn: | 9781456625733 |
Hi! My name is Buddy. I am a Beagle. Since I can read and write, I am no ordinary Beagle. I also am very fond of Mental Masturbation. This is my second book!<br><br>Mental Masturbation, Dear Reader, is a form of anxiety relief that affects my ever-wandering, always-worrying, exceedingly-addictive mind that works 24 hours per day, 365 days per year. I even can confirm that Mental Masturbation manages to continue spinning an extra day during leap year.<br><br>This collection of missives, which I hope you will read (albeit I do not know why you would care so to do) and for which I beg you to pay, is my banal attempt to understand the "why" of life. Whether I am discussing my adventures or thinking about meaningless things, I hope you find my words interesting, fun, thought-provoking or, well, you bought the book so at that point my hopes alredy have been achieved, i.e. I made money to buy more treats!<br><br>Oh yes, if anyone has a cure for Mental Masturbation, I would be most grateful with any elixir that would speed me towards enlightenment. <br><br>Hugs and Kisses,<br><br>Buddy<br>[email protected]